Wet Zombies and Low-Down Liars

The Walking Dead wet zombies

Lies, Lies, Lies and Wet Zombies!

Beware of Spoilers Below!

The Walking Dead caught me by surprise last night, both with the wet zombies coming all apart (major yuck) and the lies of the would-be scientist Eugene. It never occurred to me that the water pressure of a fire hose could blow zombies to smithereens, but it worked. Of course, if I’d been there, they would have eaten me first. I’m sure I wouldn’t have reacted fast enough. Who am I kidding? I wouldn’t have made it past the first season. I do like to think that I would have made it to the last episode of Season 1, though, since I’m getting in shape. And since we’re on that subject, I’ve lost 4 more pounds!!! Woo hoo!

Okay, back to The Walking Dead. How about that Eugene? I know there are many people who saw that coming, but I just didn’t. I thought for sure he was lying about some things or maybe exaggerating his brilliance and insight.  I even thought he might have some terrible plan to just launch bombs or something, killing the living as well as the undead. It never, ever occurred to me that it was all just utter bullshit.

I get the whole self-preservation thing. I mean, if these horrible monsters are coming after me and they want to not just kill me but literally tear me apart, there’s no telling what I might say. However, I have to draw the line at letting others die for me because they think I’m some kind of chosen one on a mission to save the world. And then never lifting a finger to kill any zombies because, well, I’m the chosen one? Ugh! I get why he did it, but WOW! Just wow. Then, to top it all off, he keeps saying how he’s so smart. Dude, shut up. It’s always good to know when to shut the hell up. Might save your ass.



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